he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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