I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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