What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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