Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize