I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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