Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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