waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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