? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Its about making memories worth repressing
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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