Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
well, you know. whores of a feather.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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