the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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