I'm drive I can fine osifer
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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