Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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