David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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