omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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