and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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