Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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