Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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