If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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