Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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