and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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