Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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