It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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