Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
accomplished twins. life is a go
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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