they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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