Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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