Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
