there was a trapeze. enough said
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Randomize
