Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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