But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
zippers are such a cool invention
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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