what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
