im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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