"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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