I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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