she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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