literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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