Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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