it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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