Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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