well you can't waste a boner
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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