carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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