Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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