Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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