Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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