DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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