oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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