ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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