I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I have aggressive nipples.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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