We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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