Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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