and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
