Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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