So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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