Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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